semantically inappropriate

my day at work was ended with an horrifcally loud, shrieking fire alarm. as it turns out it’s fire prevention week, so the powers that be figured a fire drill would be appropriate.

i disagree.

if it’s fire prevention week, shouldn’t they have a bunch of ninnies wander around warning us plebes about the dangers of smoking in bed, and tying your cat to a toaster oven with faulty wires and stuff?

i mean, if you wanna have a death by fire prevention week, then go ahead, by all means, have your ear bleeding, soul crushing, eye exploding fire drill… other than that, i really don’t see what one has to do with the other.

‘m just sayin…

in no particular order

things i have to do, in bold is what i’ve done…:

*GET PLANNER
*get the screws from my parents for the bunk beds
*burry the mouse that my cat caught
*retrieve cell phone from god know where (it was at my parents’ house)
*pay credit card bill
*call gimp cause i miss him (got into huge fight, we’re now not talking…)
*set up night to watch deadwood with family
*talk to parents about getting car for karate
*make appointments with dr ogsten, dr paidra, dr macintyre, dr jaworsky, and jeannie
*let all the mice go
*caulk puddle’s new tank (caulking cracked the glass, had to buy new tank), set it up
*set up meeting with the clippers
*get desk from paul
*get new glasses
*feed and clean animals… lather, rinse, repeat as needed
*get lights for calvin’s tank
*wax legs before bachelorette party
*laundry, sooo much laundry
*wash sheets, set up duvet
*find slippers
*clean up room before class starts (tomorrow O.o)
*get binder set up for school
*see about sticking shelves somewhere in my tiny room
*APPLY FOR STUPID STUDENT LOANS, holy cow i have to do that i’m not gonna be able to pay for tuition and books
*apply for student line of credit
*finish emptying dynes room (hence the fighting)
*check which heat lamps actually work, get them replacement bulbs
*get plants and transplant the ones that are still alive (if any)
*wash floors
*talk to anna about setting up rent/groceries account
*sort through gravel in dynes backyard, get aquarium set up
*get puddle’s pool
*get new drugs
*get receipts for insurance for dad
*get folder set up for those kinds of receipts and paperwork
*get discman and batteries, burn cds
*buy pants
*fix buttons on cargo pants, grandma jeans, fix leg on stupid stretchy jeans
*return temporary work passes
*talk to parents about chest freezer
*call sheila (sorry i suck so bad, dude) and steph and ashley
*send jar schedule
*get oc transpo photo id
*get humane mouse trap (complete with dead mouse inside…)
*get wireless internet card for doomgaze

though exhausting, not exhaustive… still i am optimistic, if not a little overwhelmed

you're wrong, i'm right

hey ev, remember when we were watching “my date with drew” and i was like, “who is that chick, i’ve seen her before…” and you were all “no no no, she’s a nobody, i’m a big wanker, la la la!!”?

she’s jenna lewis, from the original survivor. i win. wanker.

: )