i currently owe the sweet girl downstairs a dollar twenty five. my debit card, as i was attempting to purchase a coffee, responded that my limit had been exceeded. limit? what limit? the limit that states that only lets me withdraw or spend a maximum of a thousand dollars in one day without having to visit a teller? it’s $1.25… did you mean insufficient funds? you CAN’T have meant that, because the funds AREN’T insufficient. i’m not speculating here, mr debit card; i just checked.

hmm. what a mystery.

the girl behind the counter was super nice, and said, “you come back and pay later, it’s ok.”