my new co-worker, sophie 2.0, accidentally drank my coffee instead of her own.  she insisted that she didn’t have germs.  i told her that i most certainly did, and that i had licked a hobo on the way into work that morning.  then i stole her pass and took it home with me.

i almost took three of my amphetamines instead of three of my venlafaxines. this is the third time that has happened.

reheated chinese food for breakfast is totally ftw.

i am excited about getting to babysit taylor this weekend!

i just watched charlie have a slight disagreement with his tail.  i am unsure who won.