there is a song by barry louis polisar called “all i want is you.” it was featured on the soundtrack of juno, which was a pretty nice movie. while the whole song is catchy and sweet, there is a particular couple of lines that make me smile every time i hear them:

If you were a castle, I’d be your moat,
And if you were an ocean, I’d learn to float.

dear mr polisar, thanks for withstanding the urge to rhyme moat with boat.