a little toilet humour?

i barged in on my mum in the bathroom, cause i haven’t seen her in a while and wanted to talk to her as she got home from work. we have a very liberal household. still she wasn’t very happy at the intrusion. she said to me, “come on, sophie go away i’m trying to poop. i can’t concentrate, it’s like my anus is on another planet!” and then she burst into hysterical laughter at the realization of what she had just said. i left promptly.

phoebe, who is rolling around right now on the floor making noises like a broken child, peed in a basket of clean laundry. i have yet to tell anyone about it… or move the basket.

and today i saw james, my boyfriend of one and a half years, pee for the first time. this is because i refused to let him have the bathroom, so he threatened to use my sink. it was not, as i would soon find out, an idle threat.