for your reading pleasure: go elsewhere. this is poop
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Ya there?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
just walked in, good timing…
baby i’m a lost cause says:
what’s up?
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Smooth. How’d you end up doing on your movie project?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
didn’t james tell you? 96%!!!!!!!!
baby i’m a lost cause says:
you all rule
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Fuck ass! That’s awesome!
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i plan on baking you many many cookies
baby i’m a lost cause says:
possibly bunt cake
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
James didn’t tell me. It was actually Tami who reminded me while we were in our hotel room this weekend.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
ooooooooooooooo hotel?
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
She asked and I realized I never actually did find out.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Yeah! Jacuzzi beside the bed too.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
wow
baby i’m a lost cause says:
very nice
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
We went up north because one of her friends was graduating.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
wow
baby i’m a lost cause says:
good for them
baby i’m a lost cause says:
and good for you
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Yep.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Well, it was alright. Kinda fucked my chi hanging out with a bunch of girls I don’t know and not having any of my boys around.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
But spending Saturday just chillaxin in the hotel with Tami fixed everything.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i would think so.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
I still need to wrangle Gill for this weekend.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
I got Army of Darkness: Boomstick Edition.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
yay
baby i’m a lost cause says:
fun
baby i’m a lost cause says:
james bought a bong
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Ooh! Classy.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
it looks like a tiki war god, but cute
baby i’m a lost cause says:
he saw it from afar
baby i’m a lost cause says:
thought “oooo that’s pretty, what is it?”
baby i’m a lost cause says:
and when he figured it out he was like the happiest i’d ever seen him
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Awesome!
baby i’m a lost cause says:
indeed
baby i’m a lost cause says:
so i am happy, cause he is happy
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
What’d dyke and fag get on their movie thing?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i dunno, i haven’t seen them
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i have his notebook (important notebook)
baby i’m a lost cause says:
and he hasn’t even asked for it back
baby i’m a lost cause says:
they aren’t talking to me
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Let’s hope he got tetanus and subsequent lockjaw after getting scratched by a rusty nail on the bus and that she got rectal warts from sitting in a puddle of homeless puke after slipping on a banana peel and sliding at least 15 feet.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i love you
baby i’m a lost cause says:
hey
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i played counterstrike!!!!
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Yeah!
baby i’m a lost cause says:
yay me!
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i suck
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Tami’s getting her comp fixed up and she’s gonna start too.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
but i’m getting better, last time i played i was 30 and 74. oooo, we should all play together…
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
For sure.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Me, you, Gimp, James, Ev, Lanky, Tam, Arch…
baby i’m a lost cause says:
and na!
baby i’m a lost cause says:
naaaaa
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Can she play on her comp?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i dunno
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
She just plays at Ev’s.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
So both of them can’t play at the same time.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
she can come here and take turns with me
baby i’m a lost cause says:
cause doomgaze is beautiful
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Doomgaze?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
my computer. she’s a beautiful flower….
baby i’m a lost cause says:
and she handles counterstrike very very nicely
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Mine’s called KungFuJesusMachine
baby i’m a lost cause says:
yay
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
And he handles CS like…well…a Kung-Fu Jesus Machine.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
800×600 resolution at 100 fps.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
how do you figure out the fps?
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
net_graph 3
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
In the console.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Push ~ to get the console to pop up.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
will do
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i’m procrastinating
baby i’m a lost cause says:
it’s much harder now that james is gone
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
How so?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
how what so?
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
How’s it much harder minus James?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
because when james is around, there’s always stuff for us to do. right now i am desperately searching for something i can justify doing in the stead of my huge amounts of shit…
baby i’m a lost cause says:
with james stuff is justifiable
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
What does such shit consist of?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
ten page script
baby i’m a lost cause says:
ten page essay on art history
baby i’m a lost cause says:
two film genres essays
baby i’m a lost cause says:
two history of film essays
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
This all has to be done by when?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
last semester….
baby i’m a lost cause says:
don’t ask…
baby i’m a lost cause says:
no one knows the extent of it all
baby i’m a lost cause says:
how much i have to do
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i keep it a secret cause i’ll never be able to do it
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
I’m gonna give you a liberal dose of Do As I Say and Don’t Do As I Did and tell you to start on it, dude.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Unless you’re writing off last semester entirely.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
cause there’s something broken in my brain
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
In which case feel free to fuck it all.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
mmm
baby i’m a lost cause says:
soon
baby i’m a lost cause says:
the fuck it all bit is gonna come soon
baby i’m a lost cause says:
until then i’ll keep trying
baby i’m a lost cause says:
and with that i guess i should go… get to work and what not
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
You have an interesting system.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
I wasn’t as dedicated as you.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
When I saw that the fuck it all was inevitable, I laid down arms and said, “Alright, you win right now.”
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
That’s why I failed like 3 semesters of 4 that I completed.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i give up 65,000,000 times a day
baby i’m a lost cause says:
then decide i’m not dead yet
baby i’m a lost cause says:
it’s a vicious way to live
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i wish i were different
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
I just go for the gusto and do it all at once.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Then I coast along.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Now I’ve found a happy niche of goodness and am content to be where I am.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
and get an uber job and a house and poeple who love you and live happily ever after
baby i’m a lost cause says:
yeah
baby i’m a lost cause says:
so you said it first
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i think i might get drugs or something, cause i can’t do it myself
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i’d almost willingly turn myself into a doped up zombie ifit meant fixing this problem
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
That’d just create a bunch of other problems that you aren’t as good at dealing with because you don’t have enough practice.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
You’d ultimately end up more miserable for having done it.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
so i say but some think differently
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Some being who?
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
And differently how?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
my crazy alcoholic grandmother for one
baby i’m a lost cause says:
but on the reality side, there are councilers, family…
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Read that over one word at a time.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
My: Your.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Crazy: Brain not working.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Alcoholic: Liver eroding, judgement impaired.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Grandmother: Possible dispenser of old-worldly good advice, more likely to be out of touch with all things relevant to you in this day and age.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
all very valid points
baby i’m a lost cause says:
but nothing has worked
baby i’m a lost cause says:
and i’m broken
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
What’re you looking to do for the fall?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
and i want a futur that i’m not gonna have because of this
baby i’m a lost cause says:
oooooo
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i’m applying to carleton
baby i’m a lost cause says:
so i can come home
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Good call. Stay in town with friends who love you and miss having you around.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
yeah
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i thought so too
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
More support than psychotic nudist 4am wakeup alcoholic old woman with skeletal bloated best friend and annoying dog as sidekicks.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i’m printing this out and framing it
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
A useful reminder from your friendly neighborhood Den:
baby i’m a lost cause says:
thanks
baby i’m a lost cause says:
shit
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i have to take antibiotics
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i’ll be back
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
k
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i stole my cousin’s applesauce
baby i’m a lost cause says:
she swore at james today
baby i’m a lost cause says:
her room is at the other end of the house, and this morning james and i woke up to (loud) nelly furtado and christina aguilera
baby i’m a lost cause says:
nothing like a little music to set the mood, eh
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Not at all.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
then james had to go catch a bus into ottawa so i’m getting dressed and james is up and wayy ahead of me
baby i’m a lost cause says:
and he’s out of the room and down the hall
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i finally manage with much difficulty to make my clothes go, and as i step out of my room to hear jude yelling
baby i’m a lost cause says:
FUCK OFF GET THE FUCK OUTA MY ROOM
baby i’m a lost cause says:
!!!!!
baby i’m a lost cause says:
and then the reall kicker
baby i’m a lost cause says:
DIDN’T YOUR PARENTS EVER TEACH YOU TO RESPECT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE WANT?!?!?!?!
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
*blinks, incredulous*
baby i’m a lost cause says:
word for word that’s what she said
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Why was he in her room?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
he was in the doorway, he opened an umbrella at her
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
How old is she?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
guess
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
18?
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
16?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
21
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Interesting. Socially maladjusted?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
just malade
baby i’m a lost cause says:
she’s an alien
baby i’m a lost cause says:
no lie
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Her brain doesn’t work like real people’s?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
nope
baby i’m a lost cause says:
not at all
baby i’m a lost cause says:
she screamed at james
baby i’m a lost cause says:
my lover, whom she barely knows
baby i’m a lost cause says:
that from the girl who blares music all hours of the night
baby i’m a lost cause says:
she borrows my telephone ALL THE TIME (it’s a sore spot), she owes me fifty bucks,
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
How’d James react to her frenzied shrieks?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
and she wouldn’t lend me a lighter
baby i’m a lost cause says:
he seemed like it made him feel all warm and fuzzy inside
baby i’m a lost cause says:
but it may have bothered him, he’s not used to shit like that
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i was the one who was pissed
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Where are you staying right now?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
in montreal, with my maternal grandma and my cousin
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Oh…
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Why’s your cousin such a fucktard?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
lots of reasons
baby i’m a lost cause says:
drugs (she used to do them apparently)
baby i’m a lost cause says:
her mum
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i think thoses are the main two
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Good reasons.
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
If you’re feeling malicious, you should try to make her spaz one night.
baby i’m a lost cause says:
well
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i’ve only ever snapped at her once
baby i’m a lost cause says:
before i was living with her
baby i’m a lost cause says:
and she was shocked at first, and speechless
baby i’m a lost cause says:
but she recovered fast enough
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
Recovered and got on the offensive or recovered and backed off?
baby i’m a lost cause says:
she threw a shoe at my head
baby i’m a lost cause says:
she screamed like a mad man
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i gotta go, linds showed up, she’s gonna buy me coffe
baby i’m a lost cause says:
i’ll be on later
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
I’ll be in bed by then. Take care Soph!
baby i’m a lost cause says:
you too sweetie
ladies and gentlemen, that was me and denis janveau, star of my very first film ever, “what’s with the rice?”… denis makes life good.