{"id":733,"date":"2015-11-03T17:55:28","date_gmt":"2015-11-03T17:55:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=733"},"modified":"2015-11-03T17:55:28","modified_gmt":"2015-11-03T17:55:28","slug":"oh-joy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=733","title":{"rendered":"oh, joy"},"content":{"rendered":"

i’m having flashbacks to high school.\u00a0 i’ve had my homework done for several days, but i got to class five minutes late (after a lab on a different campus that got out a half hour before class started) so i get a zero.\u00a0 good times.<\/p>\n

technically i am 100% in the wrong.\u00a0 but if they are gonna be that strict, i really wish they’d hold themselves to the same standards…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

i’m having flashbacks to high school.\u00a0 i’ve had my homework done for several days, but i got to class five minutes late (after a lab on a different campus that got out a half hour before class started) so i … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=733"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":734,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733\/revisions\/734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}