{"id":677,"date":"2012-07-04T21:41:20","date_gmt":"2012-07-04T21:41:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=677"},"modified":"2012-07-04T21:41:20","modified_gmt":"2012-07-04T21:41:20","slug":"accidents-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=677","title":{"rendered":"accidents happen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>kitten knocked over my full can of dr pepper.  this is sad for two reasons:<br \/>\n1) there is now a sticky mess to clean up<br \/>\n2) last night, when i was hot and thirsty, i could have had delicious, cold dr pepper, but i ignored the can because i thought i had finished it and it was already empty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>kitten knocked over my full can of dr pepper. this is sad for two reasons: 1) there is now a sticky mess to clean up 2) last night, when i was hot and thirsty, i could have had delicious, cold &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=677\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=677"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":678,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/677\/revisions\/678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}