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for valentine’s day this year i promise to treat you all with respect, decency, consideration, and a modicum of affection, no matter how nonreciprocal my attitudes are, for the next three hundred and sixty-six days.<\/p>\n

just like i did last year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

for valentine’s day this year i promise to treat you all with respect, decency, consideration, and a modicum of affection, no matter how nonreciprocal my attitudes are, for the next three hundred and sixty-six days. just like i did last … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}