dear humans that don’t know how to deal with me,<\/p>\n
no, you are not alone. \u00a0there are, in fact, many of you. \u00a0maybe you could all form a support group to help each other cope with all the poop and garbage through which i put you. \u00a0wouldn’t that be nice? \u00a0you could bring lemon squares, and organize bakesales, and have board game night every second tuesday of the month.<\/p>\n
and i’m not just saying this as an excuse to get you all in one place. \u00a0 really. \u00a0i promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
dear humans that don’t know how to deal with me, no, you are not alone. \u00a0there are, in fact, many of you. \u00a0maybe you could all form a support group to help each other cope with all the poop and … Continue reading