{"id":57,"date":"2005-07-08T16:38:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-09T00:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simianuprising.com\/room206\/?p=57"},"modified":"2005-07-08T16:38:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-09T00:38:00","slug":"112085583095797032","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"112085583095797032"},"content":{"rendered":"

my computer illiteracy will not allow me to do that neat thing where i make a link out of a word, so… in any case i have been waiting for this for years:<\/p>\n

http:\/\/orebweb1.oreb.ca\/mlssearch\/frm_SearchMlsDetails.asp?x_mls_num=605153<\/a><\/p>\n

i not a house, it’s a home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

my computer illiteracy will not allow me to do that neat thing where i make a link out of a word, so… in any case i have been waiting for this for years: http:\/\/orebweb1.oreb.ca\/mlssearch\/frm_SearchMlsDetails.asp?x_mls_num=605153 i not a house, it’s a … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}