{"id":546,"date":"2010-12-07T18:52:45","date_gmt":"2010-12-08T02:52:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simianuprising.com\/room206\/?p=546"},"modified":"2010-12-07T18:52:45","modified_gmt":"2010-12-08T02:52:45","slug":"things-i-have-to-do-before-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=546","title":{"rendered":"things i have to do before bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>feed and water my calvin.<\/p>\n<p>brush my teeth.<\/p>\n<p>reload my pill thingy.<\/p>\n<p>take out the garbage.<\/p>\n<p>take my mirtazapine.<\/p>\n<p>put my work pass in my purse.<\/p>\n<p>i should probably get started.  who here thinks i have time to vacuum too?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>feed and water my calvin. brush my teeth. reload my pill thingy. take out the garbage. take my mirtazapine. put my work pass in my purse. i should probably get started. who here thinks i have time to vacuum too?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}