{"id":465,"date":"2010-06-11T03:13:26","date_gmt":"2010-06-11T11:13:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simianuprising.com\/room206\/?p=465"},"modified":"2010-06-11T03:13:26","modified_gmt":"2010-06-11T11:13:26","slug":"new-lows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=465","title":{"rendered":"new lows"},"content":{"rendered":"

the other night i watched king kong, with jessica lange and jeff bridges. at one point lange’s character, dwan (“like dawn, but i switched two letters to make it more memorable”) used the gigantic “monkey” as a blowdryer, and appeared to enjoy it. the entire movie was pretty horrifying, and yet i couldn’t look away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

the other night i watched king kong, with jessica lange and jeff bridges. at one point lange’s character, dwan (“like dawn, but i switched two letters to make it more memorable”) used the gigantic “monkey” as a blowdryer, and appeared … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}