{"id":40,"date":"2004-03-24T07:57:03","date_gmt":"2004-03-24T15:57:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simianuprising.com\/room206\/?p=40"},"modified":"2004-03-24T07:57:03","modified_gmt":"2004-03-24T15:57:03","slug":"108013302361850693","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=40","title":{"rendered":"108013302361850693"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>today is a good day.<\/p>\n<p>decisions have been made about my life, and shockingly enough most of them were actually made by me.  so as i sit here at james and na&#8217;s work at seven in the morning (don&#8217;t let the time fool you, i&#8217;ve been here since four, and up since yesterday), i have nothing but good to look forward to.<\/p>\n<p>last night (that&#8217;s technically earlier this morning) james and i decided to wander along carling at a little after ten to see if we could find anywhere that would still be open to feed us.  we found a little vietnamese restaurant with a sign that said &#8220;sorry, we&#8217;re closed&#8221; and a smiling asian woman in the window, waving and gesturing for us to come in.  we got inside and i asked if they were closed. &#8220;oh, yes, iss ok, we cook foh you, you want.&#8221;  the fortune cookie i got at the end of one of the best meals i&#8217;ve had in a long time said, &#8221; you are next in line for promotion at your firm&#8221; &#8230; that is happy bullshit, cause i am rapidly approaching quitting day, a day on which i will tell my bosses, &#8220;i like you as people enough not to open fire on you in broad daylight in a crowd of innocent, bystanding puppies and small children;  but as co-workers i would probably afford you no such courtesy.&#8221;  not to mention people who have &#8220;firms&#8221; don&#8217;t generally get kissed by their fat, toothless and possibly senile customers.<\/p>\n<p>also: japan, with a week-long layover in mauii; there will be condo goodness; and bovernment is now a word meaning &#8220;you have been up for thirty-some hours and you are now officially mentally incompetant in the eyes of the law&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>today is a good day. decisions have been made about my life, and shockingly enough most of them were actually made by me. so as i sit here at james and na&#8217;s work at seven in the morning (don&#8217;t let &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=40\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}