{"id":364,"date":"2010-03-12T08:49:47","date_gmt":"2010-03-12T16:49:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simianuprising.com\/room206\/?p=364"},"modified":"2010-03-12T08:49:47","modified_gmt":"2010-03-12T16:49:47","slug":"hello-my-name-is-sophie-and-im-an-addict","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=364","title":{"rendered":"hello, my name is sophie, and i&#039;m an addict"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I watched the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.repomenarecoming.com\/\">trailer for repomen<\/a> this morning.  in it is featured jude law, who, if he were a readily available street drug, would have me broke and possibly incarcerated within a matter of hours.  i would sell my family and friends for a dose of mister law.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I watched the trailer for repomen this morning. in it is featured jude law, who, if he were a readily available street drug, would have me broke and possibly incarcerated within a matter of hours. i would sell my family &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=364\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}