{"id":343,"date":"2010-03-10T23:17:38","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T07:17:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simianuprising.com\/room206\/?p=343"},"modified":"2010-03-10T23:17:38","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T07:17:38","slug":"the-crazies-or-a-comprehensive-revue-of-the-crazies-in-56-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=343","title":{"rendered":"a comprehensive revue of the crazies in 56 words"},"content":{"rendered":"

i went to the movies and saw the crazies on saturday, with mauler. everything was going fine until “they” decided the main character should pick up a zippo in a store, and it would already have lighter fluid in it.<\/p>\n

dear movie directors\/producers\/writers,
\nyou LOSE when you treat your audience like they are stupid. we all do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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