{"id":247,"date":"2009-09-27T19:40:14","date_gmt":"2009-09-28T03:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simianuprising.com\/room206\/?p=247"},"modified":"2009-09-27T19:40:14","modified_gmt":"2009-09-28T03:40:14","slug":"dance-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"dance dance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>dear jeremy,<br \/>\n  i went to the movies, and while i was waiting for the show to start, i wandered through the arcade.  i made up my mind, right then and there: i am coming to montreal soon, we are going to get mildly intoxicated, and i am going to join the revolution, once and for all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dear jeremy, i went to the movies, and while i was waiting for the show to start, i wandered through the arcade. i made up my mind, right then and there: i am coming to montreal soon, we are going &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=247\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}