{"id":217,"date":"2009-02-07T22:26:33","date_gmt":"2009-02-08T06:26:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simianuprising.com\/room206\/?p=217"},"modified":"2009-02-07T22:26:33","modified_gmt":"2009-02-08T06:26:33","slug":"drunk-and-happy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=217","title":{"rendered":"drunk and happy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>what more do i really need to say?<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m drunk, but not so drunk that i can&#8217;t type anymore.  so fuck you, everything else.  you can take a hike.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>what more do i really need to say? i&#8217;m drunk, but not so drunk that i can&#8217;t type anymore. so fuck you, everything else. you can take a hike.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}