{"id":214,"date":"2009-02-02T16:20:54","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T00:20:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simianuprising.com\/room206\/?p=214"},"modified":"2009-02-02T16:20:54","modified_gmt":"2009-02-03T00:20:54","slug":"sonya-loves-to-love-you-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=214","title":{"rendered":"Sonya loves to love you, baby."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hello interwebz.  i haven&#8217;t taken my speed today, so i am not thinking in straight lines.  still, i feel like saying hi.<\/p>\n<p>i woke up hung over this morning.  my gins and tonic last night glowed under the blacklight, and made me glow with intoxicated happiness.  i was chatty and smiling.  cute and bubbly, as carol&#8217;s co-worker put it.  and i looked good.  boy, you should have seen me.  little black dress, big black boots.  makeup, earrings, choker.  attention to detail.  the insecure little girl that wants to hide under a paper bag was still around, whispering that i had no business feeling as good as i did, or taking any pride in my appearance.  but it was just a whisper, and it wasn&#8217;t loud enough to keep me from holding my head high.  my hangover was gone by noon.<\/p>\n<p>so, i want more.  more great company.  more alcohol in perfect quantities.  more attention to detail, and nights out on the town.  and i&#8217;ll have it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hello interwebz. i haven&#8217;t taken my speed today, so i am not thinking in straight lines. still, i feel like saying hi. i woke up hung over this morning. my gins and tonic last night glowed under the blacklight, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=214\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}