{"id":213,"date":"2009-01-04T11:38:16","date_gmt":"2009-01-04T19:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simianuprising.com\/room206\/?p=213"},"modified":"2009-01-04T11:38:16","modified_gmt":"2009-01-04T19:38:16","slug":"my-chu-hi-nights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=213","title":{"rendered":"my chu-hi nights"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>things i&#8217;ve learned on my nights in tokyo:<br \/>\n-there are muscles that can be appropriately used to sit up from a position of rest and relaxation.<br \/>\n-there are muscles that should NEVER EVER be used to sit up from ANY position whatsoever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>things i&#8217;ve learned on my nights in tokyo: -there are muscles that can be appropriately used to sit up from a position of rest and relaxation. -there are muscles that should NEVER EVER be used to sit up from ANY &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=213\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}