for your reading pleasure: go elsewhere. this is poop<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nYa there?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\njust walked in, good timing…<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nwhat’s up?<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nSmooth. How’d you end up doing on your movie project?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ndidn’t james tell you? 96%!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nyou all rule<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nFuck ass! That’s awesome!<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni plan on baking you many many cookies<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\npossibly bunt cake<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nJames didn’t tell me. It was actually Tami who reminded me while we were in our hotel room this weekend.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nooooooooooooooo hotel?<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nShe asked and I realized I never actually did find out.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nYeah! Jacuzzi beside the bed too.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nwow<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nvery nice<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nWe went up north because one of her friends was graduating.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nwow<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ngood for them<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nand good for you<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nYep.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nWell, it was alright. Kinda fucked my chi hanging out with a bunch of girls I don’t know and not having any of my boys around.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nBut spending Saturday just chillaxin in the hotel with Tami fixed everything.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni would think so.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nI still need to wrangle Gill for this weekend.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nI got Army of Darkness: Boomstick Edition.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nyay<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nfun<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\njames bought a bong<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nOoh! Classy.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nit looks like a tiki war god, but cute<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nhe saw it from afar<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nthought “oooo that’s pretty, what is it?”<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nand when he figured it out he was like the happiest i’d ever seen him<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nAwesome!<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nindeed<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nso i am happy, cause he is happy<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nWhat’d dyke and fag get on their movie thing?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni dunno, i haven’t seen them<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni have his notebook (important notebook)<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nand he hasn’t even asked for it back<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nthey aren’t talking to me<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nLet’s hope he got tetanus and subsequent lockjaw after getting scratched by a rusty nail on the bus and that she got rectal warts from sitting in a puddle of homeless puke after slipping on a banana peel and sliding at least 15 feet.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni love you<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nhey<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni played counterstrike!!!!<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nYeah!<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nyay me!<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni suck<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nTami’s getting her comp fixed up and she’s gonna start too.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nbut i’m getting better, last time i played i was 30 and 74. oooo, we should all play together…<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nFor sure.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nMe, you, Gimp, James, Ev, Lanky, Tam, Arch…<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nand na!<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nnaaaaa<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nCan she play on her comp?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni dunno<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nShe just plays at Ev’s.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nSo both of them can’t play at the same time.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nshe can come here and take turns with me<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ncause doomgaze is beautiful<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nDoomgaze?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nmy computer. she’s a beautiful flower….<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nand she handles counterstrike very very nicely<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nMine’s called KungFuJesusMachine<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nyay<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nAnd he handles CS like…well…a Kung-Fu Jesus Machine.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\n800×600 resolution at 100 fps.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nhow do you figure out the fps?<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nnet_graph 3<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nIn the console.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nPush ~ to get the console to pop up.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nwill do<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni’m procrastinating<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nit’s much harder now that james is gone<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nHow so?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nhow what so?<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nHow’s it much harder minus James?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nbecause when james is around, there’s always stuff for us to do. right now i am desperately searching for something i can justify doing in the stead of my huge amounts of shit…<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nwith james stuff is justifiable<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nWhat does such shit consist of?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nten page script<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nten page essay on art history<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ntwo film genres essays<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ntwo history of film essays<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nThis all has to be done by when?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nlast semester….<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ndon’t ask…<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nno one knows the extent of it all<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nhow much i have to do<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni keep it a secret cause i’ll never be able to do it<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nI’m gonna give you a liberal dose of Do As I Say and Don’t Do As I Did and tell you to start on it, dude.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nUnless you’re writing off last semester entirely.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ncause there’s something broken in my brain<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nIn which case feel free to fuck it all.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nmmm<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nsoon<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nthe fuck it all bit is gonna come soon<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nuntil then i’ll keep trying<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nand with that i guess i should go… get to work and what not<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nYou have an interesting system.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nI wasn’t as dedicated as you.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nWhen I saw that the fuck it all was inevitable, I laid down arms and said, “Alright, you win right now.”<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nThat’s why I failed like 3 semesters of 4 that I completed.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni give up 65,000,000 times a day<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nthen decide i’m not dead yet<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nit’s a vicious way to live<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni wish i were different<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nI just go for the gusto and do it all at once.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nThen I coast along.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nNow I’ve found a happy niche of goodness and am content to be where I am.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nand get an uber job and a house and poeple who love you and live happily ever after<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nyeah<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nso you said it first<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni think i might get drugs or something, cause i can’t do it myself<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni’d almost willingly turn myself into a doped up zombie ifit meant fixing this problem<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nThat’d just create a bunch of other problems that you aren’t as good at dealing with because you don’t have enough practice.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nYou’d ultimately end up more miserable for having done it.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nso i say but some think differently<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nSome being who?<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nAnd differently how?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nmy crazy alcoholic grandmother for one<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nbut on the reality side, there are councilers, family…<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nRead that over one word at a time.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nMy: Your.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nCrazy: Brain not working.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nAlcoholic: Liver eroding, judgement impaired.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nGrandmother: Possible dispenser of old-worldly good advice, more likely to be out of touch with all things relevant to you in this day and age.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nall very valid points<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nbut nothing has worked<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nand i’m broken<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nWhat’re you looking to do for the fall?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nand i want a futur that i’m not gonna have because of this<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\noooooo<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni’m applying to carleton<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nso i can come home<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nGood call. Stay in town with friends who love you and miss having you around.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nyeah<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni thought so too<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nMore support than psychotic nudist 4am wakeup alcoholic old woman with skeletal bloated best friend and annoying dog as sidekicks.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni’m printing this out and framing it<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nA useful reminder from your friendly neighborhood Den:<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nthanks<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nshit<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni have to take antibiotics<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni’ll be back<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nk<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni stole my cousin’s applesauce<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nshe swore at james today<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nher room is at the other end of the house, and this morning james and i woke up to (loud) nelly furtado and christina aguilera<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nnothing like a little music to set the mood, eh<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nNot at all.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nthen james had to go catch a bus into ottawa so i’m getting dressed and james is up and wayy ahead of me<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nand he’s out of the room and down the hall<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni finally manage with much difficulty to make my clothes go, and as i step out of my room to hear jude yelling<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nFUCK OFF GET THE FUCK OUTA MY ROOM<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\n!!!!!<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nand then the reall kicker<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nDIDN’T YOUR PARENTS EVER TEACH YOU TO RESPECT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE WANT?!?!?!?!<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\n*blinks, incredulous*<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nword for word that’s what she said<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nWhy was he in her room?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nhe was in the doorway, he opened an umbrella at her<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nHow old is she?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nguess<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\n18?<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\n16?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\n21<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nInteresting. Socially maladjusted?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\njust malade<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nshe’s an alien<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nno lie<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nHer brain doesn’t work like real people’s?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nnope<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nnot at all<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nshe screamed at james<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nmy lover, whom she barely knows<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nthat from the girl who blares music all hours of the night<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nshe borrows my telephone ALL THE TIME (it’s a sore spot), she owes me fifty bucks,<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nHow’d James react to her frenzied shrieks?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nand she wouldn’t lend me a lighter<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nhe seemed like it made him feel all warm and fuzzy inside<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nbut it may have bothered him, he’s not used to shit like that<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni was the one who was pissed<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nWhere are you staying right now?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nin montreal, with my maternal grandma and my cousin<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nOh…<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nWhy’s your cousin such a fucktard?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nlots of reasons<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ndrugs (she used to do them apparently)<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nher mum<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni think thoses are the main two<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nGood reasons.<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nIf you’re feeling malicious, you should try to make her spaz one night.<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nwell<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni’ve only ever snapped at her once<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nbefore i was living with her<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nand she was shocked at first, and speechless<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nbut she recovered fast enough<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nRecovered and got on the offensive or recovered and backed off?<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nshe threw a shoe at my head<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nshe screamed like a mad man<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni gotta go, linds showed up, she’s gonna buy me coffe<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\ni’ll be on later<\/p>\n
Den – It’s alright sooner or later… says:
\nI’ll be in bed by then. Take care Soph!<\/p>\n
baby i’m a lost cause says:
\nyou too sweetie<\/p>\n
ladies and gentlemen, that was me and denis janveau, star of my very first film ever, “what’s with the rice?”… denis makes life good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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