{"id":174,"date":"2008-01-14T11:52:43","date_gmt":"2008-01-14T19:52:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simianuprising.com\/room206\/?p=174"},"modified":"2008-01-14T11:52:43","modified_gmt":"2008-01-14T19:52:43","slug":"throw-your-hands-in-the-ay-errr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=174","title":{"rendered":"throw your hands in the ay-errr"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ok, who here thinks i should seriously consider permanently switching to de-caf, bearing in mind that i can barely remain conscious before 2pm without caffein, let alone function optimally for my fairly intense classes, but that right now my hands are shaking so badly i can hardly type, and i&#8217;m pretty sure that the heartattack that i feel i&#8217;m having is simply a manifestation of the anxiety i&#8217;ve incurred due to the extra-large 100% colombian i injested during stats?  woo, run on sentences eff tee double-yew.  but seriously,  portion control is an issue i understand, cause everything in moderation and all that junk, i know.  but in order to accomodate my pretty impressive tolerance to caffein, and achieve the desired effect (i.e. consciousness) small and medium just don&#8217;t seem to cut it, and i opt for the large&#8230;  so, rock or hard place?<\/p>\n<p>and while we&#8217;re at it, a much more personal question:  i&#8217;m going to change my name.  i&#8217;m not dropping the sonya, but i am going to change my last name to baser (mum&#8217;s name).  so my question is, do i just drop the wolski (as was my original intention) or do i keep the wolski as a second last name?  if i simply drop the wolski my dad will be pretty heart-broken, but if i keep it, i honestly feel i would be screwing with something very very personal to accomodate someone else.  all of our differences aside, i love and respect my dad very much, and i don&#8217;t want anything, least of all my identity, to hurt or disrespect him.  but, at the same time, what is more intimate than your own name?  any takers?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ok, who here thinks i should seriously consider permanently switching to de-caf, bearing in mind that i can barely remain conscious before 2pm without caffein, let alone function optimally for my fairly intense classes, but that right now my hands &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=174\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}