{"id":15,"date":"2003-05-08T23:08:55","date_gmt":"2003-05-09T07:08:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simianuprising.com\/room206\/?p=15"},"modified":"2003-05-08T23:08:55","modified_gmt":"2003-05-09T07:08:55","slug":"94029299","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"94029299"},"content":{"rendered":"

i’m back from ottawa, and i just wanted to say…<\/p>\n

i’m listening to my cousin and her friend, they’re right outside my window. judy’s friend is talking loudly about how she once masturbated a cat.<\/p>\n

i’ll catch up later (LOTS to say) but right now i have a ten page script to write.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

i’m back from ottawa, and i just wanted to say… i’m listening to my cousin and her friend, they’re right outside my window. judy’s friend is talking loudly about how she once masturbated a cat. i’ll catch up later (LOTS … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}