{"id":123,"date":"2007-07-27T10:42:20","date_gmt":"2007-07-27T18:42:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simianuprising.com\/room206\/?p=123"},"modified":"2007-07-27T10:42:20","modified_gmt":"2007-07-27T18:42:20","slug":"curiosity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=123","title":{"rendered":"curiosity…"},"content":{"rendered":"

i wonder if my purchase of a 120 gallon tank from the man with the gigantic arms in gatineau, that can only be moved by two very large males (the tank, not the man… i think it would take a truck to move him), could be viewed as me biting off more than i can chew.<\/p>\n

i wonder if the nice lady will sell me her box turtle, seeing as she’s now “having trouble keeping up with him.”<\/p>\n

i wonder if the mouse my cat caught the night before last has had her babies yet.<\/p>\n

hmmmm…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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