{"id":116,"date":"2007-04-04T11:02:38","date_gmt":"2007-04-04T19:02:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/simianuprising.com\/room206\/?p=116"},"modified":"2007-04-04T11:02:38","modified_gmt":"2007-04-04T19:02:38","slug":"hooray-for-boobies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":"hooray for boobies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my god, i&#8217;ve got so much random crap floating around my head these days.\u00a0 the only seconds of peace and quiet i get are those spent staring at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.icanhascheezburger.com\/2007\/03\/20\/invisible-breasts\/\">invisible breasts<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.icanhascheezburger.com\/2007\/04\/04\/totemcat\/\">totem cats<\/a>, when my brain is free to concentrate on the innundation of of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.icanhascheezburger.com\/\">cute animals<\/a> the interweb has to provide.<\/p>\n<p>my brain doesn&#8217;t do what i want it to.\u00a0 i wonder if this is because i&#8217;m undisciplined.\u00a0 the phrase, &#8220;just don&#8217;t think about it&#8221; seems comparable to someone telling me, &#8220;just make it rain a little bit.&#8221;\u00a0 the two seem about equally in my power.\u00a0 is this normal?\u00a0 i don&#8217;t think it is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>and even if it is in fact the way most people&#8217;s brains&#8217; function, most can ignore their passing fancies and trivial obsessions long enough to get actual real world stuff done in their lives, no?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my god, i&#8217;ve got so much random crap floating around my head these days.\u00a0 the only seconds of peace and quiet i get are those spent staring at invisible breasts and totem cats, when my brain is free to concentrate &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/?p=116\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/room206.simianuprising.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}